- Virgo sun, Aquarius Moon
- Ravenclaw/Gryffindor 
- House Stark
- Enneagram 3w2
- Obsessed with my dog Maybelle
- Married to my wife Steph <3 
- Checks horoscope weekly
- Born/Raised in Buffalo NY
- Moved to New Orleans in 2010

A bit about me

I spend my time hoping from shady shot to shady spot because this pale Polish American can't handle the sun. I am a tinker-er and I am pretty good at fixing things. I spend my days dreading getting dressed (now-hiring: personal stylist) but 95% of my wardrobe is black so it all matches right? 

When I was little I meticulously put glow-in-the-dark stars all over my ceiling in accurate constellations patterns (and bigger stickers for the brighter stars DUH). Then recently my Mom told me I used to shoplift by stuffing stuff in the stroller. I always took disposable cameras and science equipment I and I really think that says a lot about who I am as a person. 

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Quick Facts

*Me trying to take a serious photo*

Photos of the Steph and I and our dog Maybelle <3

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