A bit about me

I spend my time hoping from shady shot to shady spot because this pale Polish American can't handle the sun. I am a tinker-er and I am pretty good at fixing things. I spend my days dreading getting dressed (now-hiring: personal stylist) but 95% of my wardrobe is black so it all matches right?

When I was little I meticulously put glow-in-the-dark stars all over my ceiling in accurate constellations patterns (and bigger stickers for the brighter stars DUH). Then recently my Mom told me I used to shoplift by stuffing stuff in the stroller. I always took disposable cameras and science equipment I and I really think that says a lot about who I am as a person.